Cockamamie story of Eve, Adam and the…Snake…

I know I am going to rock some boats with this posting, but if boats are not rocking, they are not moving, so I am helping to make progress in the waters of fantasy land.  

This morning during my walk with Miss Raylene, yes,  she’s back again walking with me, we saw this baby snake.  It was still alive and looking to test her baby teeth.  We made sure the testing was not done with any one of us.  Distance, please.

But by now you know how my mind works.  I pondered right away.  Do you really believe the little story of Eve, that she was tempted by a snake (symbolism here helps) and then the she-evil Eve tempted the forever weakling Adam.  This story never ends.  Throughout history, we women are made to be leaders when it is convenient, and evil when it is convenient also, and so on.  We have come a long way, baby, and have a long way to go.

Historians, let me get on your faces and tell you very loudly, YOU CANNOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.  Either we are the strong being that had the audacity and intelligence to convince Adam (the poor thing) to eat an apple to screw up all of humanity, or we are the mean little creatures that have been taking the blame for something called sin since the beginning of time.  What’s the definition of sin, anyways.  And then, according to whom. 

Could it be the possibility that Eve was going to take a bite of an apple, and you know how we women are, saw Adam’s face showing that he was hungry too, let him have some of the apple out of compassion, and then BAM!  Sin was born.  Was someone watching really close to what was going on and listening to the conversation during this incredible significant for all of humanity moment.  Only the snake.  How convenient.

Look at this innocent fruit.  It is good for you, has a lot of fiber, Vitamin C and other benefits, but, noooo, “they” had to take something good and make it evil.  The figure of Eve is a conundrum for all of us.  Was she so dumb to believe that a snake could talk to her, or was she so brilliant to make her dumb husband Adam take a bite and change the whole course of the history of humankind.  It is mind-blowing.  Conspiracy theories working full-time here and now.

I better stop, because I realized I opened the Pandora box.  Too much stuff in there.  Have to drag some out at some other time.

What the sight of an innocent baby snake brought out in the way I interpret things.

Let’s go now, to change the subject, and take a look at some of the sights (pretty ones) of this morning’s walk.

These are some amazing wisteria.  One on the left was used as a vine on top of a trellis to welcome you to a secret garden, and one on the right was planted as a stand alone tree.  Both beautiful!

Left, another beautiful North Carolina sky this afternoon, and on the right, a robin trying to talk to me this morning.  He/she just wouldn’t leave, until I took a few shots.

It is a beautiful life…

So it was today, March 24, 2011, another day in paradise, wherever you may be…

Your Happy Contessa

“If what you believe works for you, perfect!”  “Diversity in the mindset is a beautiful thing.”  Both quotes by moi.

It felt like it was Christmas this morning…

This is the main reason why.  Finally, I was able to take various photographs of one of my very elusive cardinals.  Still looking for the blue birds, but this one made me so excited.  I had two sights.  One close to my house and the other one in my own backyard!

Here are Thelma and Mabel talking to each other about their plans for the day.  Fresh worms anyone?  What’s the best place to get them, but they have to be organic, you know, and cheap.  With the economy the way it is, we have to buckle up.  Besides, you look a bit on the overweight size.  Too many feathers?  Do you think these birds communicate they way we do, or they don’t mind those superfluous things?  I hope they do not worry about the things we do.  The last thing I need to see is a stressed-out bird.  How do stressed-out birds look like?  Maybe too much flying or jumping from tree to tree.  I have to stop it now.  Too much imagination, but then Einstein said it was more important to have imagination than knowledge.  I always knew I was special.

This is what I opened my eyes to this morning.  The moon!  From my bed.  Now you know one of the reasons why it felt like Christmas this morning.  So much happiness and pretty things to share with all of you.  I would have had a better image, but laziness kept me in bed longer and this is what I was able to come up with.  Not that bad.  Time?  7:13 am.

These are sights from my neighborhood.  The one on the left must be related to the rose family, but it is not a rose-bush.  Stunningly beautiful!  One on the right looks like a weeping willow, but it must be a weeping cherry tree.  It is beautiful.  Soft pink color to delight us all.

In case you may be wondering, the taxes must be paid, so I am just getting over it and dealing with it with grace.  I don’t know how much the shaking is going to be when I sign that check.  I just finished adjusting my withholding;  didn’t like this type of surprise.  It is better to hurt little by little every month, than a smack on my face (many smacks may I say) come April 2012.  Do you think we’ll still be here?  The Mayans didn’t think so.  Theme for another posting.

So it was today, March 23, 2011 a beautiful full of different kinds-of-polen day.  Achuuu!  Is it that how it sounds when we sneeze?  You get the idea.

Your Happy Contessa

Ohhh happy days…ohhh happy days…

Happy as a clam…and then 1040’s came into my life…

How do I know clams are happy?  I don’t know, but they look like they are always smiling.  Now let me start with the posting.

I was one happy being this morning when I set out for my walk.  Miss Raylene had a commitment.  So there I go taking my time, admiring nature and its gifts.  On the way back to my house, I saw this little pretty creature on a tall pine tree.  Guessing my shot, because I only had my sunglasses on, I was nicely surprised when I got home and reviewed my pictures.  Nice, very nice.  I think this beautiful Robin (I think it is) was just there posing for me and my ccc.  One of the snowbirds coming back North.  Hi Lindsay.  Maybe the muses will ignore my having fired them and will contemplate returning to their job.  Everything was nice and dandy, until I decided it was about time to start my…

dreaded taxes.  This year, for the first time in over 30 years, I will have to pay “them” instead of “them” sending me a nice surprise.  I kind of had an idea.  The deduction for federal taxes from my income was slimy low, but I thought, well, probably it won’t be that much at the end of the year when I will have to send my contribution.  Surprise of surprises!  It is double the amount I was budgeting for.

I remember Ron used to change his personality when he used to work on our taxes.  He wouldn’t shave for a few days, had the dining room table full of papers, on the floor, more papers, lots of sharpened pencils, and a tiny calculator.  I bought him a larger one, but he felt pleasure using the tiny one.  Maybe he thought the numbers in a smaller scale were not that threatening.  Where’s my small calculator, again?  I need that thing right now.  Then after Ron used to finish the taxes, he said he needed to give them time to cool off.  I never understood that one.  Numbers don’t change by themselves.  Well, I need to put my numbers in the freezer.  I need those numbers to shrink immensely.  It’s funny how now I get a lot of the things Ron used to do or say.  Hi Ron.  Divine intervention, please.  These numbers are humongous.

Not only are the taxes giving me palpitations, so are the allergies.  Drip, drip and sneeze, sneeze, itch, itch.  It’s all part of being human.

I will pay Uncle Sam.  I like the highways in good condition, and we need to pay those what you can call them, you know, those …. in Congress, and then I love my country.  Need to give my fair share.

So it was today, a tax preparing day…March 22, 2011, compounded with the allergies.

Your Happy Contessa

“Three things you can be sure of:  paying taxes, having problems and dying.”  It is a good life.

Only in the land of plenty…USA…

This is not one of my pretty pictures.  Some of those later.  During my walk with Miss Raylene this morning, we came up to this sight.  A Queen Anne chair.  The sign said “Free.”  I must admit, it needs some caring, nails, cleaning and some glue.  After some time invested in the improvement of this piece, it should go back to be as nice and appealing as it was when the owners originally bought it.

But here in our beloved land of plenty, we are somehow what I call, the disposable society.  If we the “elderly” don’t watch it, our “ready to dispose of everything” family will make us a soon to be disposed of item.  Just like that chair.  Nursing homes anyone?  I am not passing judgement here.  I rather be in a nursing home, hopefully it will have lovely paintings, and a staff that is mostly in a good mood, than put my family through stress.  Just make sure there is cable tv, for my Spanish soaps.  Cannot live without those.

Going back to the chair, I think, again, that the discards we see often on the road are a reflection of our restlessness with the need to have more, newer, and always be on the go society.  People don’t like to stay at home and enjoy their kingdom.  That’s why shopping malls are so attractive.  They drain your brain and your wallet.  But, different strokes for different folks.  I know some of you, or one of you must be thinking why I didn’t take the chair and worked on it.  Well, hoarding is not one of my hobbies.  Remember my garage?

A description of Utopia or Nirvana for me is a place that human relationships and stimulating conversations are the centerpiece of life, rather than this need that we all have to acquire the latest whatever it is.  Bigger is better, and being broke beats a good savings account.  I am sounding a bit not on the sunny side up today, but remember, my reflections are my reflections.  Life is about joy, sadness, pondering, being compassionate, being assertive and most of all expressing our observations, without any fear of retaliation.

Let’s go back to pretty things.  This is a section of Miss Raylene and the very temperamental artist, Mr. Richard’s backyard.  It is like a little park.  There is a laughing Buddha in there always smiling at you.  Do you know why the Buddha is always laughing?  Because he thinks is funny that we believe that life should be without any problems.  That’s very laughable to him.  I think he has a very good point.

These two tulips in all their splendor were waving at us this morning.  The color just takes your breath away.

So it was today, Monday, March 21st, the second day of Spring, 2011.

Your Happy Contessa

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”  Albert Einstein

First day of Spring…2011

 

Beautiful sign of the new season...

Finally, it has arrived!  I have been waiting with such an excited anticipation.  The calendar says “First Day of Spring.”  Cannot believe it,  I am able to see another first day of Spring.

What does it mean?  It is just as any other Sunday?  No way!  This is a special Sunday.  While preparing to make coffee, I opened my curtains and saw a cardinal!!!!!  Tried to get my cheap chic camera with its weak powerful lense, but by the time I made it back to the sliding door, the beautiful red spot had moved.  Ron told me once that the red cardinal is the male and the brown is the female.  Nature has arranged this so the mami can blend with nature without attracting attention, so she can take care of her children without them being hurt.  The perfection of nature.

 

Then I saw a tiny bluebird!  It was really tiny, with fresh feathers.  How could I tell it had fresh feathers?  It was a baby bird.

The trees still look the same, well, not all of them.  I have been sharing sights of my neighborhood with you, so the pear, cherry and others are in full swing, but the ones on my backyard still look dormant.  Some of them are waking up, but they are taking their time.  No hurry.  Before we know it, it will be Fall again.  What a spoiler thought.

All and all I feel energized.  I am looking around for things to do during spring cleaning, starting with the “black hole” (my garage).  But today, I am just pretending it is still Winter and taking it very easy.  I have such a big bag of excuses and they are classified.  Divided and sub-divided.  Neat.

What are you up to for this fabulous grand time of the year.  New thoughts, new clothes, new projects and maybe new attitude.  Need a lot of adjustment on mine.  Anyone up to buying a house in a quite nice town.  Buy my house, save a desperate soul.  Need to move closer to the Equator.   Need a new latitude address.

Cherry tree in all its glory...from my walk last Saturday

So it was today, Sunday, March 20th, first day of Spring…

Your Happy Contessa

P.S.  Both illustrations of birds are courtesy of my “Complete Field Guide to American Wildlife.”

P.S. #2 -I feel great!  Duke is going to the Sweet Sixteen!

Friend…Amiga…Amigo…Ami

Without friends what kind of world would we live in?  No birthday parties, no shoulder to cry on, not having a good laugh just from looking at each other and understanding the joke without saying one word…and so on.

When God decided on the hierarchy of the human chain, friends was #1, numero uno, the top banana.  I cannot imagine my world without my friends.  Of course, there are degrees of friendship.  That’s why they invented the totem pole.  Closest friend, close friends, friends, acquaintances, then your family.  But on the family heritage thing, we didn’t have a say on who we were going to inherit as a brother, sister, mama and papa.  The dice were rolled somewhere and somehow, and then puff!  here I am and there they are.  But friends, you get to choose.

Some of my “amigas” on this high school photo were questionable friends.  We were civil to each other so we knew what was going on with former boyfriends.  You know how it is sometimes.  Kisses kisses, hugging hugging and then, give me the scoop.  What’s up with my former imbecile boyfriend?  You both are doing just marvelous?  How nice! (the idiot).  Those kind of friendships are necessary and Machiavellian.  End justifies the means.  The need to know.

Then…you have the sort of friends by default.  You live together with 50+ women because that’s the only way your parents are going to allow you to continue your education, living with the nuns and all these women.  Lots of fun, like the night a thief was trying to make the rounds and we saw the nuns without their head coverage, and we didn’t know who was the scariest, the thief or the nuns.  Have mercy on my soul.

And then of course, you have the silent and always there friends…my books.  I don’t know what I would have done without them when going through the many changes I have been facing for the past three years.  Well, to be factual, since early 1970’s.  My self-improvement books are my wisdom provider when my human friends are not available or I just do not want to bother them with my sorrows.  My books are it.

I thought this was a pretty, innocent picture to end my homage to friends, friendship and what they all mean in our lives.

I feel tremendously blessed to have the friends I have, all and each one of them and because of them, I am a much better and special person.

Thank you for being my friend!

So it was today…See you next Monday.  Go Duke!

Your Happy Contessa

“The comfort of having a friend may be taken away, but not that of having had one.” Seneca, Roman philosopher

Real… or pretending to be…Real

Dear Muses, I hope this finds you well and very happy wherever you are…because “YOU’RE FIRED!!

Now that that’s off my chest, I need to go and get my big old woman’s panties and deal with it.  The inspiration well is totally dried.  I had to resort to my pretend-to-be pears, shown on the picture above, to get something to write about.  Some are real, can you tell which ones?

According to my best buddy, Webster, real means not artificial, fraudulent, illusory or apparent.  Ummmm….if I look around long enough in this house, there is a lot of fraudulent business.  Pears, apples, flowers, wrinkles, hair color, need not to continue, otherwise I will be totally describing myself.

I remember one day, a very chummy girlfriend of mine, Lucy, was visiting me and while I was getting ready to go out, she said to me when I returned to the living room,  ” you really fooled me, I thought these flowers were real,” there is that word again, real.  The reason she thought they were real is because they were in a beautiful glass vase with water.  Yes, water.  I always try to camouflage unreal things to make them look real.  One of my decorating secrets.  She said “I went to smell them, and then I realized they were silk flowers.  Is there anything real in this house.”  Excuse me!  I am real!  I laughed my heart out, and told her that the flowers in her room were real.  By the way, Lucy, come back again for another real visit.  I had a great time.  Remember the country-french restaurant.  Can’t wait to go back there.

Then I proceeded to tell her that the apples, oranges and those flowers were making an attempt to eventually become real in their next life.

We had a good laugh at my “pretend to be” stuff.  No rotting involved.  All they need is a bit of dusting once in a while.  Here’s some more “unreal” things…

There's one that is real...

Can you tell which one is real?  Another painting by that very temperamental artist.

Real ones...

 There is a limit to unreal things.  Cannot eat them.  At least it is not good for me.  So you will find some real things in my house.  Remember, an apple a day, keeps……away.

I will depart today with some sights on today’s walk with Miss Raylene…

The one on the left we think is related to the magnolia tree family, and the one on the right is that pretty dandelion in its different stages.

Reality of life tells me my doses of inspiration for today is maxed out.

So it was today…

Your Happy Contessa

“You don’t have to look far to see a miracle”

P.S.  In spite of the absence of the muses, today I celebrate my 101st posting.  A toast to that milestone.  Thanks to all of you for continuing to read on!

This business about liking to cook…

My new collection of cooking books...

Written Wednesday, March 16th…  But published on March 17th…Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!  The green background is to get green happy.

Last Saturday we had our local public library’s book sale.  I was the coordinator of the special books section, because that’s my specialty. 

Some of the special books...

Now that you have an idea of my section, the first photograph is the books I purchased because they, oh, look so appealing.  One thing must be made clear.  I do not like to cook!  Why…because my mother never allowed any one of us to come into “her” kitchen.  Someone had to be blamed, and why not my matronly figure.  She does like to cook…oh my…and she cooks sooo good!  But every action has a reaction.  The cleaning is a disaster area for the ones that had to do it.  Us, the five daughters.  Maybe that’s why I don’t like to cook.  It is too much drama, that if the food takes so long, that if it is going to taste good, that if “they” are going to like it, etc., etc.

Ron used to love my cooking.  Honestly, he used to rave about my cooking.  Probably he has a very special spot in the angels’ kingdom.  Hi Ron.

I purchased those books because the illustrations take me on a journey that I know is never going to materialize for me.  The actual happening of cooking those dishes in my kitchen.  Besides, the books look great as decorative pieces.

Nice collage...

See what I mean?  Anything to have a good-looking kitchen.  The painting on the right was done by a very temperamental artist.  His paintings are available only once a year, and then you have to make a very difficult journey through the mountains to his shack to get these primitive paintings.  But I really like them, so I don’t mind making this exhausting trip.  His name is “Richard.”  He doesn’t like to talk too much, so you really have to be fast when dealing with him and be forever grateful that he does you the favor to sell you his paintings.  OMG!

I am really bad.  My first fiction short story doesn’t sound that bad.  I mean the artist’s story.  He is really my brother-in-law.  Very nice person.  I just got carried away.

I will close today with a sight from this morning’s shopping trip around my neighborhood.

Cherry trees were a gift of friendship of the Japanese people to the people of the United States of America in 1912.  It is a long story, but this will suffice for now.

So it was today…

Your Happy Contessa

Grace and Resilience when facing incredible adversity…Japan

 

Something beautiful to honor the graceful and resilient spirit of the Japanese people

Tuesday, March 15th…

I was watching the news about the disaster in Japan just like everybody else in the world.  One thing that stroke me was the calm attitude of the Japanese people even though they are facing at this time something of apocalyptic proportions.

No screaming, no looting, no trying to get the journalist attention, just keeping in line or continuing to search probably someone very dear to them.

In a shelter, they were even recycling the empty bottles of water, papers, and I was more taken by the calm, peace and serenity that emanated from this segment of the news.

These images are teaching me the incredible ways of being graceful and resilient even when facing adversity.  I don’t think in my lifetime I will face the kind of adversity they are facing right now. 

What I have learned from them is to keep calm and focused at the task at hand, and that there are more important things than the material belongings that we surround ourselves with.  Intangible qualities are the ones that will carry us on when adversity strikes us, being it minuscule or of majestic proportions as the one the people of Japan are facing today.

May their spirit of resilience and grace continue to help them to carry on.

Your Happy Contessa

“Arrange whatever pieces come your way.”  Virginia Woolf

My personal Black Hole…

Monday, March 14th…

I was reading the newspaper this morning with much interest, this was after the delivery person got a call from Main Office, as my newspaper was existing in a black hole, so they called and told this person that the little old lady wanted her paper. 

Interrupting my morning routine is not, I repeat, it is not a good thing.  It gets me out of whack and confused and I don’t know what to do with that stretch of time.  No tv that early in the morning.  The depression mode is not allowed in this house until after 2 pm.  Then anything goes.

Going back to the newspaper, there was an article about the mysteries of black holes.  I am always referring to black holes when something disappears and I don’t have the foggiest idea of where it is.  Definition of black holes is somewhat as follows; they are the most powerful force in the universe.  Not my ignorant universe, but yours and mine.  Nothing can escape it because I guess any attempt to do so will result in the pulverization of whatever it is that tries to leave such a place.

The picture above is my personal black hole.  Even when I go there, I find myself wanting to do two things, either I do not want to go in there in the first place, so I just open the door, throw whatever I have in my hand and shut that door as soon as I can.  Now, on the other hand, if I decide to brave myself and visit that luring place, I can stay there for a long time just looking around and deciding what I should do with all that “stuff,” and then I leave empty-handed deciding that whenever it gets warmer, I should come back and start getting rid of stuff.  If it is summer time, then the opposite rules.

How do we know we don’t live in a black hole?  No one has really been close to one, or inside one, or even seen one, according to this article.  It is so powerful that it bends time and space.  Now we are talking!  Time and space.  May I have a little black hole to apply it to my wrinkles, neck and laughter lines.  I might get sucked into it as a whole, and then, puff!  no me anymore.  Cannot have it all.

I have a fascination about anything that we have not seen or don’t understand.  I try to figure out things sometimes, but most of the time I keep all conclusions to self, because “they” may decide to commit me to the loony house, or decide to start giving me little happy pills.

What do you think about black holes?  In the Hispanic culture that I was raised, there is a lot of pondering and questioning everything, because we like to talk a lot.  We also like to know what’s going on with other cultures, and love to give opinions.  That’s why I love to know what’s going on and if I don’t know, I like to figure things out.  That’s the reason why I am writing today about those mysterious spaces called black holes.  This is an incredible universe,  the one we live in.  We waste so much time with pettiness and trivialities.  If we knew the magnitude of our universe, I am sure we somehow would become a happier individual.

I am glad for my good life, and glad I live in this moment surrounded by all of you, my friends and acquaintances.

Two of the sights of this morning’s walk in Miss Raylene’s neighborhood.  Enjoy them! 

So it was today…

Your Happy Contessa

“When a man’s willing and eager, God joins in.”  Aeschylus – One of the first of the three ancient Greek tragedians.  Considered the father of tragedy.