Ego trip…

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Needed to change picture and posting, so I decided to show all of you my worldwide fans how I look on a recent photo taken at the Eastern Market, in Washington D.C.

Hair looks decent, compared to another recent picture of me, that looks as if I just rolled out of bed.  I don’t know if it also happens to some of you.  You think you look so hot, and then there comes a picture that shows you looking like you went through the doo-doo- tunnel and the image is there for eternity for all to see.  That just happened to me.

So, to make myself feel better, I found a photo that makes my hair look somewhat the way it usually is.  Not so hot, but there is hair.  Thanks God for hair color!

Life has been hectic, daughter getting married, commuting between Washington D.C. and Florida.  One good thing though has come from all of this.  At the security gates at the airports, we are kind of on a first name basis…well…not that far yet.  Faces look familiar and my taking off my shoes, belt, scarf, and jacket has become a routine I just don’t think about any longer.  It still amazes me what has become of us as a society.

Well, I don’t want to get on the serious side.  We have the networks for that.  Scaring the stuff out of us.

Hope all of you like the picture…or not.  I do like it.

So…it was today…another beautiful day in paradise.  All is well and all are happy.

Your Happy Contessa

“I am only responsible for what I say; I am not responsible for what you hear.”  Don Miguel Ruiz, Mexican author of “The Four Agreements.”  Born 1952.

Meeting Jesus in my skinny jeans…

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Let explain…my sister and brother-in-law, Raylene and Richard,  were visiting Florida just a day ago, and we went on an adventure to the Gulf Coast.   We had a fabulous fun time…ate greasy food, lots of eggs, scrambled and sunny side up…home fries, pancakes, fruits (only Raylene ate the healthy stuff),  and a coffee that smelled just like the best coffee they serve at any good truck-stop.

Also, went to the beach, oh…the sand so beautifully white and the water of the Gulf this beautiful tone of emerald green…a little bit lighter in shade.  The wind was so fierce that it lifted the sand off the surface and the tiny grains were going straight to our eyes and any other space they could find to deposit themselves.

The “beach” experience lasted around five minutes or so, while we snapped a few pictures and pretended that we were not that cold.  I WAS FREEZING!!

Then we got into the mobile and drove around Ana Maria Island, where we spotted The Tortuga Inn, where my belated husband and I spent a few lovely days back in the days of early 2000.

Then, after going around downtown Sarasota and looking from our mobile’s windows all the snowbirds (people who come to Florida for the winter), we decided that really…we needed nothing to purchase and went back north on Tamiami Trail.  Got gas at $3.93 a gallon and went our merry way.

Drove finally into I-4 East and Richard, my brother-in-law, a frustrated pilot, was happily driving or may I say flying.  In a moment, some manuever that he did, that would have meant a probable close encounter of the third kind,  prompted my sister-in-law, Raylene,  to call all the angels, Jesus, and saints to be with us.  In the back seat of the mobile, I mentally got ready for a crash and going to heaven, when suddenly this thought assaulted me…”Oh my gosh, I am going to meet Jesus in this outfit in my skinny jeans, and dirty hair from the sand, and looking at myself, I said, well I guess ready or not here I come.”

Just like that I was going to the most important meeting in my life.  I closed my eyes and expected the big BAM.  It never came…I think my Creator did not like the idea of our meeting yet and not in the outfit I was wearing.

There was a profound silence most of the way to my digs.  I guess the three of us were making our own conclusions as to what almost happened.  No yet, said the Creator, and not so fast.

Another day in Paradise…

Your Happy Contessa

“It was not our final day.”  Happy Contessa on 7 March, 2013.

End of Mediocrity in my Writings…

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Get ready!  I just purchased this used, but new to me, book about writing.  I am getting oh, so ready to create my next masterpiece.  Maybe by the end of 2020.  That number sounds good.  I think I will be seventy-something.  Just the perfect age to write a Pulitzer-Prize-piece-of-work.

Just noticed while taking the picture that this is the “Instructor’s Edition.”  Meaning what, I yet don’t get it.  Yes, I did get it!  It is meant to be for a teacher.  That much I get.  I have just been elevated to that level.  Something is going to stick in my ever glowing brain.

Last week I attended a creative writing workshop, and the main speaker was an old-good-fellow who happens to be a Pulitzer Prize winner.  And he said: ” Anyone can write a book that makes you feel happy.”  According to him it was a quote from Kafka.  Another oh so good writer.  Sorry to disappoint my now very famous audience, but I have only seen a picture of Mr. Kafka.  So much for my credibility.  But I don’t feel so bad, because last year, that is, 2012, this humble blog was read in 59 countries around our beautiful Planet Earth.  No Martians yet.  Sometime soon, by 2020, that’s why I am getting ready.

Make what you want of all of this.  I am just chillin and having a good time doing some serious reading and hoping to jump from mediocre to at least decent writings.

Thanks God for hope.

Until my next masterpiece…no…I will be writing before 2020.

Your Happy Contessa

“Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before.”  Franz Kafka, German-language writer of novels and short stories.  3 July, 1883 – 3 June 1924.

Fears as we get older…

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There certain numbers of fears we have, I think, as we get older. Some of them are,  feeling that we are not relevant any more, that what we have to say is not appreciated or totally ignored, but mostly for women is the one of getting wrinkles and those marionette lines.  If I could come up with something to inflate that area, the lines around my mouth,  I could be 110% gorgeous.  I am now 100%, but like the probabilities of being a tiny bit better.  I have never been known to be modest.  Why change at this stage?

I have to laugh when I read some comments being made anywhere about us, the “older, dumb, don’t get it, don’t understand, senile, deaf, (this one I use at my convenience), little old lady, she doesn’t know”, and a myriad of adjectives, nouns and other fancies used to describe us all, the baby boomer generation and the generation before us.  What are they called, I wonder…

What are we to do?  Speaking for myself…let them think whatever they want…I am having it my way and dancing all the way to my daily life of happiness.  When “they” get to this stage in life, only the good Lord knows how these much younger generations, that have their eyes glued to a tv screen, a smart tablet or phone, that cannot have a conversation without checking their “smart” thing, will make it.  May the Lord have mercy on those of “them” that are putting labels on us now.

One of my fantasies is that by that time, the time when these younger things get older, the production of hair-coloring-products would be non-existent…that will teach them all the lessons in one bottle.  It would be close to the end of the world…talking for myself.  Can you imagine a whole population of people with white or gray hair?  Horror of horrors.

Remember, we’ve been there, done that and are coming back, twice, from where you are headed to.

Good luck, or as the French say…Bon Courage!

Loving my life as it is…very happy with my monthly hair coloring session.  Cannot imagine my life without it.  Color 4G, because I am worth it.

Your Happy Contessa

“Life couldn’t be better.”  Moi

Business Idea…

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Sunglasses for lizards!

I think this is a marvelous business idea…but first need to get a manufacturer in the United States, because it needs to be an American product.  Only buy things made in the good old U.S.A.  Sorry China, maybe some other time.

Now, back to the mini-tiny sunglasses.  I like the idea of all black, like the very world-famous Ray Bans.  These will be called Liz Ban.  Cool.  Maybe in the future I will add some color.  What about a case for the sunglasses?  All fake leather, because do not want to hurt these prospective customers’ feelings.  Oh yes, need to develop glass cleaner to be handled with tiny little toes.

What do you think?  I really think I have too much time in my hands, and frankly, I just had my first great laugh of the year.

Not so hot an idea…right!  I need to continue searching for another big-business-bam- idea.  Suggestions need not to apply.  Thank you very much.

Well…another sunny day in Florida watching the little lizards sunbathe themselves.

Your Happy Contessa

“It is not what happens to you, but what you do with it that matters.”  Someone very smart.

Back from the land of Oz…..

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Now, finally I am back in cold, rainy, Florida. Hello sunshine, where are thou?

Had a fantastic time while in the land of Oz, where the biggest collection of clowns reside in what we call the United States Capitol.  Sarcasm was not my intention to start the new year with.

Happy 2013!!!!!

That’s better.  I had a happy, happy again and more happy time with my lovely daughter, her fiance, my grand-doggie, Baxter Brown, and my very good friend Miss Lucy.

Good food, good times, good cheer, but good to be back on my own bed and plenty of time to watch my ever missed Hispanic soap operas.  Have watched at least fifteen episodes.  I recorded four of them, times number of days I was away…whole weekend to catch up.  I have such a great life.

That’s it!  Needed to change all the glitter and poinsettia.

My best wishes for a healthy, happy, prosperous New Year.

Your Happy Contessa

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From the sunny, kind of warm State of Florida, I want to wish you my friends from all over the world, a very Merry Christmas, or a very Happy Your Holiday, and a peaceful, joyful New Year.  For the citizens in my age bracket…let’s add a year full of good health and no visits to any doctors whatsoever.

This orange tree is one of many in “my gardens.”  Oranges are somehow related to Christmas, because they used to be a favorite to receive when you were a child.

So…I will be away for a little while…going to visit my lovely, gorgeous daughter, her fiance and my grand-doggie, Baxter Brown.  Most adorable puppy ever.  Let’s see how we get along.  I am hoping for a love fest between that puppy and me.  Miracles do happen.

Well…so long, and I never get tired of thanking all of you for being curious about my life and my do-abouts.

Love is in the air…Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!!!!

Your Happy Contessa

Meaning of Christmas…for you…

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I am feeling so happy right now…just thinking about the real meaning of Christmas…being with my loved ones and feeling oh, so grateful, for my family and friends.

The above photo is from my local library and it evoked in me a feeling of being grateful for being part of an international community where we celebrate each and all of us.

Frankly, sometimes I equate Christmas with spending money and stress, but if I put that thought aside, and think about enjoying my coffee, my breakfast, my moments with my friends and family, then the paradigm changes instantly.

It feels great to be alive, to be looking forward to visiting with my family, and to just being…happy.

Your Happy Contessa

Christmas Card favorite…

DSCN5129This card is one of my favorites.  I received it from my very dear friend, Millie, from St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands.  The artist is Anne Miller.

Why?  Maybe because it reminds me of the years that I lived in St. Croix and the simplicity of life it portrays.  Children seem to be happy with so little.  And also to me it reflects the real reason behind the holidays.  It is all about the relationships among ourselves and the joy of visiting with each other, either via email, mail, telephone…and now…Facebook.   It is all about all of us and how we interact with each other.  The stuff…is just that…stuff.

I love the little house and the joy on people’s faces.

Another magical moment towards the countdown for Christmas…at least for me.

Your Happy Contessa

Oh Christmas tree…Oh Christmas tree…

Welcome to my sun room!  This is my humble Christmas tree I enjoy while I am sitting there either meditating, reading or just sun bathing with the 1/1000 of an inch of sun light that comes into this room.  Life is not perfect, neither is that little ball/ornament hanging there too low.  Don’t have photoshop.  So low it stays.

By now, I am sure a lot of you already mailed all your Christmas or Holiday cards, completed all your shopping, there is nothing left on your “To Do List” and you are just waiting for December 25th to roll around.

Well…about me…my back is really killing me from so much decorating.  My hair looks like it has not seen a comb in the past few days…and yes, I did change from walking sweats to house sweats.   That’s about it.  I have one large box with all my Christmas decorations and even taking them one by one was a chore today.  But mission accomplished…a few red bows to place around and even my bathroom is all decked for the holidays.  Me?  I am just breathing.  Tomorrow will be another day.

And here’s another corner of my small kingdom..

Love my nutcrackers…they have so much personality.

I’ll save my front door for another day…until then…I am falling asleep and it is only 7:35 pm, EST.

Your Happy Contessa

“It is that wonderful time of the year…ding dong…ding dong…”