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I am having dreams of having a piece of cake, or maybe a whole cake.  It would be a many layers vanilla cake with enough frosting and coconut flakes to make me spin on my weight scale.  It would be, oh, so worthy! At the supermarket today, I went by the bakery section, where I almost purchased a fewContinue reading “I wanted it so bad…”

Not for a moment I would doubt my IQ…I never had it tested, and if I would have, there would be a separate category for people like me.  So,  I need to question my perception of distance and height.  Let me explain… I bought a pair of stilettos thinking they were 5 inches high and IContinue reading “Stilettos…Part 2…The Sequel…”

Meet the most violent corner of my home.  This is where threats are made to blow up one of the computers.  Please notice I have two, the good-old-friendly one, and the new beast that has a bloody mind of its own.  I have threatened to shoot the new beast with a bb gun I am tryingContinue reading “Tumultuous Relationships…”

As you noticed, I did not show my whole body on this picture…there’s a reason or many, many reasons why. Here in Central Florida summer has arrived, so short sleeves, shorts and all other related items are taking their rightful place in my closet and drawers. That’s when I started to notice some parts onContinue reading “Selfies and Welcome to Summer!!”

This Holy Week is very meaningful for a large group of us as people.  For Christians, it means redemption, unconditional love,  and for the Jewish people it means a celebration of remembrance of freedom from slavery. The most essential things in life are abstract to our senses.  For me, this week is very meaningful because itContinue reading “Love, Liberation… and Redemption…Happy Easter…Happy Passover…”

Who has taken over my body and my mind?  I feel like the energizer bunny.  Dusting with a rag and spray (I used to use one of those swifter things).  Now the surfaces shine and look new.  Before I used to transfer dust from one place to another.  So after I was done dusting myContinue reading “Domestic Diva…What did I just say? Not such a good thing…”

This is not exactly where I wanted to end…that color is definitely not good for my skin tone, but the model is in the neighborhood of what I don’t want, but probably will have to settle for. Had a few pictures of bikinis, but when I went into the Fitting Room, the mirror threatened toContinue reading “Really…Seriously…Am I for real? That time of the year…Bathing Suits!”

There you have me in the raw…lines, marks, etc., etc.  But so what…this is the real me. This morning while taking my daily walk, a lady stopped her car and asked me if by walking her middle section would get smaller.  I briefly looked at her and saw the middle section, and then…after a millennialContinue reading “Why do I walk…Fringe benefits of walking…”

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You will never look at your hair the same way again after you finish reading this post. Am happy with my hair?  Somehow, it depends on the feedback I get from the mirror.  I cannot ignore it, because it is one of the first things I look at…

  Note:  By my mistake I deleted the original photo for this posting, so here’s another picture to substitute. If you have had your happy drink, like tequila, margarita, martini, or whatever, please do not attempt to take off your tall, high heel tight boots, and then your jeggings (2 sizes smaller) without a big breakContinue reading “Jeggins Warning Advice…”